Saturday, December 26, 2009

Rough Day... need a few laughs...

Lately, it's definintly the kids that are making me laugh.... just a quick blurb... here's some of the funnies I've been over hearing and have been a part of:


Izeah: "Oh No! I got paint on my pants!"

Zane: "That's OK Izeah, sometimes I pee my pants too...."

Izeah: "Zane, I said paint."


Zane: "Mommy. I need to ask you something.... Tomorrow when the sun comes out, and I wake up, and I get a shirt on, and I get pants out, and I take a nap later, and when I get up, and when I play, and when I get dressed.... mommy..... do we have school tomorrow?"

Me (after spending 2 minutes listening): "No Zane. You don't have school tomorrow."

:) :) :)


John: "I didn't get a cool toy for Christmas."

Me: "Yes you did, you have your penis.... and it IS your favorite toy!"

(Sorry, I think it's funny.... but maybe some don't! lol)


Izeah: "Mom.... I'm NOT going to tell you that I got you an angel and a heart for you for Christmas.... I'm NOT."


Ok..... there's 4. I have to think for more and if I remember some, I'll keep em for the next round of funnies :)

Merry Christmas everyone!



ChiTown Girl said...

Merry Christmas, my friend!! Wishing you a happy, healthy New Year! :)

LiLu said...

Awwww, LOVE these! So freaking sweet.

Happy Holidays, my love!

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