Rough Day... need a few laughs...

Lately, it's definintly the kids that are making me laugh.... just a quick blurb... here's some of the funnies I've been over hearing and have been a part of:

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Izeah: "Oh No! I got paint on my pants!"



Zane: "That's OK Izeah, sometimes I pee my pants too...."



Izeah: "Zane, I said paint."



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Zane: "Mommy. I need to ask you something.... Tomorrow when the sun comes out, and I wake up, and I get a shirt on, and I get pants out, and I take a nap later, and when I get up, and when I play, and when I get dressed.... mommy..... do we have school tomorrow?"



Me (after spending 2 minutes listening): "No Zane. You don't have school tomorrow."



:) :) :)



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John: "I didn't get a cool toy for Christmas."



Me: "Yes you did, you have your penis.... and it IS your favorite toy!"



(Sorry, I think it's funny.... but maybe some don't! lol)



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Izeah: "Mom.... I'm NOT going to tell you that I got you an angel and a heart for you for Christmas.... I'm NOT."



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Ok..... there's 4. I have to think for more and if I remember some, I'll keep em for the next round of funnies :)



Merry Christmas everyone!



Dana